Cleopatra Battle Rap

Yo Cleopatra, I got some words to spit, cause offense but your ruling sucked a bit

First off you got down with Caesar just to get ahead, next time honey use your brain and not a bed

I would rather sell my organs on the black market than watch you seductively role out of a carpet

But you see, Caesar wasn't all alone, cause you did all your brothers will under the throne

After Antony decided to quit, you died sheepishly, by an asp, after you were bit

Your eyeliner is thicker than the Nile, with all that on you look like a sad emo child

Do me a favor and translate this into hieroglyphs, "Stop sleeping with roman dudes, and get back to the civics!"

You call yourself a descendant of the gods, but all I see is a girl obsessed with rods

At the end of the day you were a true Pharaoh, but after this rap I've made your self-esteem narrow

What was it like being mummified, cause nowadays you're just crusty and dried

Your tomb may have been found in 2009, but everyone who's gone in just sees your tampered bloodline

In the Afterlife you have infinite time, spend some of it trying to beat this rhyme!